I Want to Hit Her With a Crowbar

I Want to Hit Her With a Crowbar is the third episode of Survivor: Indonesia.

Day 6
"bandung"

- I'm still taken aback by the events that just happened, Haylee is already gone and I'm not even sure what I'm going to do now. I guess I'll just have to keep fighting my way through his game, doing this for myself and Haylee.

"bandung"

- Although Sarah is still feeling down after what just happened, I know that I have to get back into game mode, because if I stay out of game mode too long, it could end up messing me up long-term, and I don't want that happening.

"bandung"

- Our tribe is in quite a tough position now, we lost a member without even losing a challenge, and we have a horrible empty vibe at camp. Hopefully someone can help bring our tribe's vibe back to a positive, but I'm not sure if it's going to happen anytime soon.

Day 7
"mahakam"

- Recently, Louisa and I have been bonding and I actually really like her. She's very level-headed, and she's a straight-shooter. She's not ready to give up after voting in the wrong faction on Day 3.

"mahakam"

- Philip thinks that we genuinely have a bond, but in reality, I'm just using him to get a footing in the game. If he associates with me within this game, his target may get larger than mine, so I'm just praying that my dreams come true!

"mahakam"

- I don't know what kind of black magic that witch Louisa is using, but she's taking Philip away from me, and I can't have that. I swear I want to hit her with a crowbar, or something like that.

"mahakam"

- I feel like Michelle isn't too happy about me bonding with Louisa, and that sucks because I have to choose between my Day 1 ally, or my Day 6 ally and both of them are very nice and kind. Hopefully, I'm able to find a compromise for both of them to work together.

"mahakam"

- My position in this tribe is dangerous, yet promising. It seems like I'm slowly heading towards a swing position as both Louisa and Michelle have one person on their sides. If they don't team up, I'll get to pick a side, and Louisa will pay for her previous actions if I get the chance to.

"semeru"

- Tamara is at it again with her crazy conspiracies and theories. This girl needs to chill out, I don't how many times I've said this, but it's true! I understand Evangeline is a bit nutty in the head, but she doesn't have an idol or an advantage. Evangeline just isn't sharp enough to even have the skills to do so! (laughs)

"semeru"

- Arthur is once again shooting down my claims, and it's really starting to get on my last nerve. She obviously has some kind of advantage because she is on the bottom, and doing nothing about it. She hasn't even had any conversation that had actual substance within it, with the entire main alliance. The only person she has chatted to for more than a few minutes is Meaghan. That just puts up fifty more red flags for me.

"semeru"

- Tamara tries to interrogate me about having an idol or advantage, but guess what? I'm the best liar out there, and she'll never be able to get any information from me! Good luck Tamara, but all you did is dig yourself into a hole, and get a brand new rival who is ready to battle until the bitter end.

"semeru"

- Tamara is just making a mess out of her game, like, why is she confronting Evangeline when it isn't even necessary! Calm down, take a chill pill, and go over evidence before you confront her, not your own gut feelings.

"semeru"

- Now Tamara is mad at Robbie and I because we were telling her to chill out. Her emotions are so scattered, she needs to get them and just herself together if she wants to stay on this island. Keeping Evangeline is looking like a real pretty option right now.

"semeru"

- It seems like the main alliance of the tribe is on self-destruct mode, and I'm loving the fireworks. It seems like all four of them in some kind of fight or brawl, and I'm just sitting here waiting for my opportunity to pounce and get into the majority. These people won't see anything coming.

"semeru"

- I can't do it with my alliance anymore, they are bunch of idiots. I just need some alone time, so I cool off, and look at my options going forward, and plan my moves from there.

Day 8
"bandung"

- I feel like I need to find the idol today, because it may be now or never. I decide to head through the trees and see what's hiding deep inside Raja Ampat!

"bandung"

- Sarah has gone missing, and I know she's out looking for the idol, and I need to stop her because it could mess up my game. I call Billy over to try and find her to stop her.

"bandung"

- I knew that where I was digging had to be spot, and I notice a little package, and all of a sudden, I hear a booming voice calling my name! It's either I let this person see me get the idol, or cover it and sprint. I decide to sprint because I remember exactly where I left that idol.

"bandung"

- I notice a blurry figure sprinting, so I call Brian and we chase after it. We finally stop Sarah, and ask her about finding an idol, and she says that she didn't find a single thing, not a clue, idol, or anything really. We decide to give her the benefit of the doubt as it seems like there are no bumps protruding from her clothing and leave her alone for the time being.

"bandung"

- The men on the tribe are such imbeciles! Why did you guys just let her go back into the jungle when you know she's looking for an idol! This is why I hate men, it's because they are just so incompetent. Ugh.

"bandung"

- Those idiots decide to leave me, and I know exactly where the idol is, so I head back there, and I pick it up! They're so foolish, they let me have the idol! (laughs)

"semeru"

- After a day of reflection and meditation, I believe that it's the perfect time to make amends with my alliance.

"semeru"

- Tamara seems a lot more calm and collected today which is amazing because we need her to be inside our alliance. She is a necessary part and I really like her and respect her as a human being and a player in this game.

"semeru"

- Looks like the group is back together again, and my chances to split up for good are all gone. If end up losing the next immunity challenge, I could be screwed if Evangeline has an idol and plays it. Something big better happen to save me!

"bandung"

- Looks like we actually lost the challenge for real this time, and we have to go to our first real tribal council, which honestly sucks. I really want to keep the tribe at five, because five is a good amount of people for a tribe, but I guess we'll have to vote someone out, and that person should be obvious.

"bandung"

- Maria instructs us to vote out Sarah, as she is the only person in the minority, and I agree, but I believe that someone should throw a vote to Kevin just in case Sarah pulls out an idol. I might try to convince Billy because I don't want to be the one who does so.

"bandung"

- Brian wants me to throw a vote to Kevin, but I'm not disloyal like that. I'm saying yes, but I'm not going through with it at tribal council, and I'll just explain to him why after tribal council.

"bandung"

- I really don't want to play this baby (points to idol), but I have to, or else I'll be the one going home tonight. I'll have to vote for whoever I feel is in the way of me making my way into the majority, and at the moment, it could be anyone. I have an idea in mind, but I'm not sure if it's the best.

"bandung"

- I'm trying to get Sarah to vote for Billy tonight because he is the most expendable person in our alliance. Hopefully she goes through, and no matter what either Billy or Sarah go home tonight. I really don't care which one, as long as it is one of them.

"bandung"

- It's almost time for tribal, and I hope that the decision I make tonight is the correct one that can help advance me through the game. It's do or die, I guess.

Challenge
Reward/Immunity Challenge: Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Reward: Survivor barbecue for the winner; spices, toppings, and salt for the runner-up

Winners (in order of finish): and

Voting Confessionals
No voting confessionals were shown.

Final Words
"bandung"

- I really thought that Sarah had a genuine connection with me after the whole Haylee incident, and if she did play a idol for herself, she'd vote out someone like Brian or Billy. I guess that she viewed me as the largest threat and I'm okay with that, I-- I just wanted to play a bit longer.