Crazy Witch Lady

Crazy Witch Lady is the seventh episode of Survivor: Indonesia.

Night 16
"semeru"

- I haven't voted correctly this entire season, and it's because of the imbeciles who cross me time and time again. I said if anything went wrong I'd burn down the shelter, and I stay true to my word.

"semeru"

- Louisa is a crazy witch lady! She goes and gets her torch, dips it in our fire, and starts burning our shelter down, all because she didn't get her way! Louisa, you're forty-seven years old, not three!

"semeru"

- Louisa is mad because we said we'd vote with her, but we didn't up voting with her, so she's going around losing her mind. Someone needs to calm her down because I'm scared for my safety with this new crazy side of her out!

"semeru"

- Everyone is yelling at me, and screaming at me. All of you guys got the easy way out of every tribal you've been to! Me? Not so much! I've never lost anything a day in my life, and I've basically lost the past three tribal councils I've been to. I don't like losing.

Day 17
"balut"

- In the distance, a boat seems to be heading to our beach, and I instantly start thinking of negative scenarios, but as it comes closer, I recognize Michelle and Louisa on the boat! That must mean we're merging!

"balut"

- Now that we've merged, I'm finally able to interact with some new people, and expose the people who betrayed me. I'm in the perfect position right now.

"balut"

- I've been starving since the first day! I've never won a reward, and to have this feast here, ready to eat is magnificent. I could eat everything on this table! (licks lips)

"balut"

- Everyone is laughing and smiling, but once this feast ends, the game resumes and everybody is going to be playing hard. I need to think of what way my alliance should align the numbers so we are advance ourselves in the game.

"balut"

- As much as I regret having to do so, in order to continue on in the game, I have to string Evangeline and Michelle along. The only problem is that we only have five people, and we are on a tribe of twelve. I have to get two more people, and those two have to be Clover and previous outcast Sarah.

"balut"

- The feast is over, and we still have some leftovers for later on in the day and tomorrow, so I'm excited for that, but Brian instantly wants to work with me. Doesn't he remember how he tried to vote me out, and basically isolated me? He hasn't changed one bit and I'm not going to work with him.

"balut"

- The pace of the game is moving so fast, our alliance already has the majority with seven, and we're ready to keep it that way Hopefully nobody flips because that would be horrible, y'know!

"balut"

- I'm trying to meet new people, get along, so people don't want to vote me out, and I may or may not have gone a bit too far with one of my jokes. I hope the people it was directed to aren't that offended.

"balut"

- Jeff is laughing it off, but he called all republicans pigs who like to make love with their cousins and pigs. Nobody knows how to act with manners anymore, they just blurt out the grossest things.

"balut"

- Jeff's comments have now officially turned me off from working with him. I'd totally try to work with the others, but only when he's gone.

"balut"

- Someone dug themselves into a hole, and I have a target I can get everyone on board with! These people are making the easiest mistakes to avoid and I'm loving it.

Day 18
"balut"

- Brian, once again starts putting his plans in motions days before he should, and this time, things are not going to be as controlled as he thinks it's going to be. He needs to realize the game doesn't revolve around him.

"balut"

- Kevin is trying to tell me that not everything is about me, and if he had nowhere else to go, then I'd be worried, but he doesn't and will always be my loyal puppy dog, so he can sit down and have his opinions flying around in his head.

"balut"

- It feels like there are two groups vying for power at the moment, the Semeru alliance and the Mahakam and Bandung alliance. I'd prefer for the power to stay in whatever alliance I'm in, but it's Survivor, and in Survivor anything can happen.

"balut"

- I feel like it's time to tell my alliance about the whole Meaghan and Robbie idol incident, so they can be aware that Robbie potentially has an idol.

"balut"

- Clover tells us about Robbie potentially having the idol, and Robbie seems like a selfish guy, so all we have to do is not vote for him, but make it seem like we're going to target him.

"balut"

- I'm beginning to think that Clover isn't with us anymore. She is constantly hanging out with the other alliance and she never seems to talk game with us anymore. I feel like that's a bad sign because we had a tight grip on her beforehand.

Day 19
"balut"

- I'm very happy that I won the individual immunity challenge! I think that I did a really good job and I'm super proud of myself.

"balut"

- My alliance has a target, but I disagree with it as it's illogical. If they really want it though, I might as well just go with the flow to keep them on my side.

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- The plan tonight is to go after Billy because he seems like somebody who is hiding their intelligence and looking like they are a follower. Billy has got to go home tonight because of that and I'll do everything in my power to make sure he does.

"balut"

- I feel like tonight is going to be crazy! The vibe at camp is pure paranoia and everyone is running around, making sure the things they want to happen end up happening, but I'm laying low and going with the flow.

"balut"

- I'm currently in a swing position, I can go with Michelle and vote out Jeff, or go with the Semeru alliance and vote out Billy. There are pros and cons to each side, so I have to make a tough decision tonight.

"balut"

- I have a gut feeling that I'll have to play my idol tonight, and I really don't want to, but I think I will get votes tonight. All the unknown factors just make me uneasy.

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- It seems like my alliance is pushing hard for Jeff to go home, so I'll just comply. It seems like we have the votes tonight, which is a good sign.

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- Everybody thinks everyone is on their side, but at the same time think everyone is out to get them, leaving them in an endless loop of trust and paranoia. I work amazingly in chaos, I supervise five little ones all the time, eleven adults should a breeze.

"balut"

- This is it y'know! Whatever happens tonight will either make or break my game. Wish me luck because I'm going to need it!

Challenges
Immunity Challenge: Ninety-Nine Seconds

Winner:

Tribal Council
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First Vote
"balut"

- (voting for Billy) Playing dumb is one of the smartest moves ever, but I'm not as dumb as you portray yourself as.

"balut"

- (voting for Billy) Uh, I guess this is just to stir up the pot a bit. Sorry if you end up going home because of this.

Revote
No voting confessionals were shown.

Final Words
"balut"

- I think that during my time on this island, I was a very prominent player, who tried his hardest and played to win. It sucks I had to go out this early, especially the whole not being on the jury part of it. I guess I'll have to live it. Kudos to whoever orchestrated my blindside, they did a pretty good job!