I'm a Drama Monster

I'm a Drama Monster is the second episode of Survivor: Raja Ampat.

Night 3
"dempo"

- Last night was probably the messiest tribal council from the past two seasons. Four people got votes which means that more than half of the remaining members of this tribe have received votes. This is pretty crazy, and it's only been three days!

"dempo"

- Kenya is fangirling out about that tribal council and Ronnie is just being, well Ronnie. I need to make sure that Emily isn't mad because we still need her on our side in case we have to go tribal council over and over and over again.

"dempo"

- It seems like the three people I thought I was aligned with didn't tell me they were voting for Rick last night. It's very disappointing because I thought we were going to be a very tight four, and that didn't end up happening.

"dempo"

- I'm trying to explain to Emily that the reason why we didn't tell is that we needed a throwaway vote just in case Rick played an idol or something like that. The way I'm trying to frame it was that we chose her to do it because we trusted her the most to do it and it was more of a last minute decision.

"dempo"

- Nellie explains to me why the alliance decided to do what they did, and it was a pretty logical idea, but they messed with the wrong girl. Petty Emily is going to come out soon, and you do not want to meet her ever.

"dempo"

- I have a secret alliance with Sheldon so I have to explain to him why it was smart that I didn't include him in the plan. If I did, it would have been a more unanimous vote last night and it would be obvious that I told Sheldon or Emily about the plan, which was not something that I needed.

"dempo"

- Ronnie had a very selfish reason for what he did. We're supposed to be in an alliance, and there's no me in alliance. There's not a we either, but that's not the point. If he keeps up with his distant attitude, I'll probably have rat out our secret alliance so I can get some kind of grip on this game.

"dempo"

- I'm not sure why Ronnie and Sheldon are talking if Ronnie claimed that he disliked Sheldon and didn't want to work with him. They've been down on the beach for thirty minutes just chatting away and it makes me uneasy. If push comes to shove, I'm going to have to try and target Sheldon.

Day 4
"slamet"

- Does this tribe of imbeciles deserve a reward? Hell no! These people are disgusting, so I just decided to throw the challenge today. I don't care if I miss out on a bit of comfort, I want to bring misery to these people's lives. I'm a drama monster and I don't care what anyone thinks of me.

"slamet"

- Stephanie deliberately threw the challenge and it bothers me, don't you want to have some comfort as well? I'm sick and tired of her attitude and she needs to know that enough is enough. She can actually make friends on this tribe if she cared.

"slamet"

- A confrontation is brewing and that is not good at all. All this does is give Stephanie more of a reason to throw the immunity challenge, sending us to tribal council. It would seal her fate, but I'm pretty sure she'd want to get out of her imaginary hole.

"slamet"

- Shana decides to confront me, but I really don't care what she thinks. I'm always going to have people who dislike me, but it doesn't affect me. I really could care less about what happens to them. It's a only a few pillows, get over yourself. It's not like your family was going to die if you didn't win.

"slamet"

- I want to punch her in her smug face. She just annoys me, and I need to stay calm, cool, and collected in this game. With her here, I can't be any of those three things. We need to get rid of her soon, or else I'm going to blow another fuse. She just irks my soul.

"slamet"

- Shana's reaction was hilarious! Just watching her get all mad that I pushed her buttons was a delight to watch, I can't wait to watch round two when it comes around. Hopefully the entire tribe will be there next time! (laughs)

"slamet"

- I missed the confrontation because I went to go get some water from the well with Gordon, and what was once a peaceful camp when we first left has turned into chaos. Shana and Stephanie refuse to be in a one mile radius of each other, Conor and Joe are trying to take advantage of the situation, and Gordon and I are just confused.

"slamet"

- I'm not too happy that Conor and Joe began plotting without me, especially considering that Joe was my number and Conor was supposed to be our third wheel. It makes me nervous because if it ends up being a final 2, I'm not sure if Joe or Conor would take me over each other. I keep thinking long-term and it stresses me out.

"slamet"

- I can see where Gordon's concern comes from, but he has nothing to worry about. Everything should be fine and we shouldn't have to worry about a thing going forward. Even if we go to the next few tribals, we have three prime targets right in front of us.

"dempo"

- We won our first challenge today, and I think it's a step in the right direction. I was hoping we'd get first place, but a tarp is just as good as those other objects. I'm looking at our reward for any kind of clue or advantage because I really need one.

"dempo"

- Sheldon is out looking for the idol and it's a really bad idea of his. If he wants to stay in the game, he's going to have to make social connections with the other three, and he's going to have to try and drive a wedge between the three girls. Good luck doing that!

"dempo"

- Ronnie is suggesting that I tone down my paranoia but I can't. I'm obviously on the chopping block, so an idol can make or break my game. He's not in danger, but I am and I need to be careful about it. Things in this game are not meant to be taken lightly!

"dempo"

- Sheldon is out and about looking for idols and I really don't care. His number one target right now is Emily and she is someone who I'd be fine with leaving. I'm pretending to be closer to her than I actually am to Sheldon, making it look hopeless to infiltrate our group.

"dempo"

- Ronnie and Sheldon have been around camp together for a while now and I'm still unsure why. Ronnie has constantly trash talked Sheldon behind his back, but now they're just best buddies? I don't get it and I'm going to have to talk to Ronnie about it.

"dempo"

- Kenya confronts me about being close to Sheldon and I know I have to lie, but I come up with a horrible lie and she's not going to believe me! I royally screwed myself over and I need to do some damage control. It's not looking good.

"dempo"

- Ronnie just said that he was giving Sheldon rapping tips? Is that for real? Does he expect me to believe him? I'd expect him to at least come up with a better lie. I mean, he did tell his parents that his career won him a spot on this show to make it look like his songs are giving him fame. They're probably watching this right now and they're going to kill him! (laughs)

Day 5
"tandikat"

- It's been five days in already, and we're quickly running out of food. I'm not sure what to do because we have an immunity challenge tomorrow and we can barely function today because we have to portion our food. I'm not sure who ate a lot of it, but them being selfish does not benefit our tribe.

"tandikat"

- Poor Jake is almost dead and we've barely started playing the game. I hope whoever ate all of our realizes that their actions have consequences and they are going to pay for weakening our tribe to the point where we could lose the upcoming immunity challenge.

"tandikat"

- It seems like people are beginning to notice that I stashed away some extra food for myself, so I need to be very careful with where and when I decide to eat and hide our tribe's goods and food. It may seem useless, but if our tribe is weak and I am strong, it'll look like I'm really good at challenges despite our conditions.

"tandikat"

- I was walking to get some water from the well and that little rat Marlon was eating some food that we knew had went missing! My first instinct was to go back to camp and tell everyone, but I realized I could blackmail him with this information and get him to do my bidding.

"tandikat"

- I got caught and it's not a very good feeling. I now have to do everything Dori says or else I'll be exposed to the rest of the tribe and she'll pretend like she had no prior knowledge. I need to be careful with my moves now because if I cross Dori I could be done for.

"tandikat"

- The two sneaky snakes are our tribe are conversing and I'm in the bushes listening to Dori trying to blackmail Marlon. I can't let this go on, so I have to tell the tribe Marlon is the culprit so Dori gains no power from this situation.

"tandikat"

- I was under the impression that Dori stole the food, but it was actually Marlon! Vicky just told us almost everything about the situation, but after Montana and Jake left, she told me that Dori was planning to blackmail Marlon with this information. That wasn't too bright of her as it could bite her in the behind!

"tandikat"

- The tribe magically knows that Marlon did it and now I have no power! You've got to be kidding me! Things change, but it's not supposed to happen this fast. I'm not ready for the game being this fast paced this early.

Night 5
"slamet"

- It's the middle of the night and I'm still up, so I might as well just cause some chaos. I'm going to hide the machete, the axe, the hammer, our fire making kit, our extra rice bag, and even some of people's water canteens. I'm going to strip them bare and see how they feel.

"slamet"

- I'm going to hide everything under rocks, in the trees, even throwing some stuff in the water and I hear some creaks coming from the shelter. I need to get back there quickly before anyone notices that I was gone. If they do, I could have to get into another fight with these imbeciles.

"slamet"

- It sounded like someone got up, but I did a short count and everyone was in the shelter sleeping. I think it was just an animal crawling around, but it could be Stephanie trying to stir the pot. That girl is like the devil in human form and she has to realize that not everything revolves around her.

"slamet"

- I was able to do my work without anyone knowing and I can't wait to see their reaction tomorrow morning, it's going to priceless. They're going to be all dumbfounded and I've already worked on my acting to make it seem like I didn't do it! (laughs)

Day 6
"slamet"

- I wake up to gasps and grumbles and it's amazing! These people are pissed off, and I just get to watch the show. The machete? Gone! The flint? Gone! The rice? Gone! Their bags? Gone! Their sanity? Gone! All of it, gone! (laughs)

"slamet"

- That little witch Stephanie decided to hide everything overnight. Every single thing has just disappeared into thin air. She had to have hid it some where and we're going to find it one way or another. She just needs to stop.

"slamet"

- They're going to find the stuff, so I think that now is the perfect time to go and find an idol! They're all gone from camp so nobody will actually realize that I left. These people need to think before they act because all they're doing is making fools of themselves.

"slamet"

- I find a little parchment and open it up, only to find out that there will only be one idol these season, and it will be hidden after the merge. You've got to be  kidding me! At least I'm the only one on the tribe who knows it, and I can make them go on crazy idol hunts and they'll just find nothing!

"slamet"

- I found the rice bag, slashed open with some kind of claw or nail and a majority of the rice is covered in sand or mud and now we can't eat a lot of it. It's just a waste of food that we were lucky to win. I poured my heart and soul into that first challenge and she just decided to waste it. How ungrateful.

"slamet"

- We've found almost everything except for the flint and fire making kit. They're just gone missing and I'm not sure if we'll be able to make a fire today, or even throughout the next few days. It's frustrating to have such a destructive member on the team.

"slamet"

- They come back to camp with almost everything except for the fire making tools. They ask me where they are and I tell them that I threw them in the ocean! I also tease to them that while they were out finding stuff, I found an idol! I better make a fake idol because I need them to believe me.

"slamet"

- We let Stephanie find the idol and I just can't stand her any longer! I want to punch her in the face because she's a little b-- I'm sorry for almost cursing there, but she's a word I don't want to say because I have a very strong moral code. She's going to have to deal with her actions sooner or later.

"slamet"

- The look on Shana's face? Priceless! I can't wait to rub it in further and further once I make my fake idol. The paranoia and stress levels will be through the roof! It's going to be a wonderful next few days! Thes people wanted to make me leave at first, but now I want to stay and screw them over! (laughs)

"dempo"

- We're heading back to tribal council and I'm going to have to tiptoe through this minefield or else ym game could explode. Ronnie and I just need one person to flip over, so we have to work on Nellie or Kenya and get them on our side.

"dempo"

- Sheldon proposes that I should vote Emily out with him and Ronnie, and that Ronnie is already on board. Why would Ronnie actually be on board with that? Sheldon is our obvious number one target, but with his unpredictability, we may have to switch it around.

"dempo"

- Kenya thinks it's a good idea to confront me again about making deals with Sheldon and I'm tired of her doing this, we're supposed be allies and we're supposed to trust each other through good times and bad. It's getting on my last nerve and I'm about blow at this point.

"dempo"

- Ronnie is a lot smarter than he actually puts on. He can speak very eloquently and fine tune his words to have an impact, if he wanted to of course. He's dumbing himself down to make it look like he's just a dude-bro ready to have some fun on the beach. I have to keep out my eye for him, because he could be a very dangerous player down the road.

"dempo"

- Both Kenya and Nellie seem like they're on board, which is great! We can have a unanimous vote tonight and nobody will feel isolated or out of the loop like some people were last tribal council, myself included. All in all, I'm ready to see what tribal brings me because a twist or something like that can help boost my game even more.

"dempo"

- For some reason, after re-reading our tree mail from the challenge, Sheldon is thinking that we'll have to vote out two people tonight and not one. I have no clue where is getting this fake news from, but he has to stop doing this or else his plan will fall apart, and so will mine.

"dempo"

- The plan for tonight was Sheldon, but I'm not sure if we should lean towards Ronnie who is a much, much better player. Tonight might be a make or break move for our tribe and we need to be careful of what we do and how we do it.

Challenges
Reward Challenge: Caught in the Web

Reward: Comfort items such as a blanket, pillows, and chairs for the winner; a tarp for the runner-up

Winners (in order of finish): and

Immunity Challenge: Muddy Waters

Winners (in order of finish): and

Voting Confessionals
Nellie's vote was not shown. "dempo"

- (voting for Emily) Second times the charm! Goodbye.

"dempo"

- (voting for Sheldon) This is what's best for my game, see you on the outside.

Final Words
"dempo"

- I thought I was on top, but I guess I was really on the bottom. These people are ruthless players, especially Ronnie, they just stabbed me in the back and did it with a huge grin on their face. I'll probably never talk to them in life ever again, but not to be too bitter, I'll wish them some luck.