Faker Than Processed Cheese

Faker Than Processed Cheese is the sixth episode Survivor: Indonesia.

Night 14
"mahakam"

- Meaghan did up going through with her whole plan if she was voted out, and she told everyone that she saw me find the idol. Everyone seems to be skeptical so that is pretty good, but I can never be too careful.

"mahakam"

- I'm not happy whatsoever about what happened last night. Tamara told Sarah and I to vote out Jeff, but then she goes and votes out Meaghan! Did you want to estrange two potential allies?

"mahakam"

- Now we know that Clover and Sarah are trustworthy, so I can make up a few little lies so they can still trust us. I mean, we totally voted out Meaghan because of a last minute change and the Jeff votes were locked in, so we kept them as a potential split vote plan! There was never any ulterior motives to that plan at all.

"mahakam"

- Seems like everything went perfectly and there is no blood on my hands, y'know! Tamara did some plotting, Robbie did some idol hunting, and I'm sitting here like a pig rolling around in mud, happy as can be.

Day 15
"semeru"

- Another challenge win in the bag for Semeru! We get even more food to help boost our energy for the immunity challenge.

"semeru"

- I've now obtained my third closest ally, which at this point, may be a bad idea, because the person who blindly follows me always goes home. Better hope that third time's the charm!

"semeru"

- I deeply regret voting Philip out a few days ago, and now I'm making it up to him by protecting and aligning myself with Louisa. I know that with the Bandungs and Evangeline, we can get rid of Michelle, achieving revenge for Geoff and Philip.

"semeru"

- Once again I lose the grasp one of my followers. It's a never ending cycle, I swear to goodness, I'm going to make sure that he goes home for crossing me like this.

"semeru"

- It seems like the plan I created is set in stone. It'll be 4-3 for Mitchell to go home because Michelle wants him out, and I have no qualms with that. The three others will vote for Kevin, because my game would hardly be affected if he goes home.

"semeru"

- Brian wants me to work with the people I literally despise! I'm sorry Brian, but at this point, it may not even be in my best interest to work with you.

"semeru"

- Brian is pure robot and Michelle is pure emotion and at first they meshed together really well, but cracks are forming and that can't happen. I need to fix their bond for my position stay in the perfect place.

"semeru"

- Evangeline is securing her spot with us, and I'm unsure as to why she has to, as she already has multiple times in the past. Something is going on under my nose, and I'd really like to find out because she's faker than processed cheese.

Day 16
"semeru"

- I had a really long chat with Evangeline, and I think I've made my decision on my position, and that is to keep the threesome a secret from everyone else and continue on with it.

"semeru"

- I was able to work my Survivor magic and got Michelle to stick with the plan. I know that this alliance will really benefit my game, so I'm hoping that this alliance sticks around for as long as possible.

"semeru"

- The camp seems awfully quiet. I'm confused as to why it is, but I guess I'll have to be patient to find out why.

"semeru"

- Evangeline is number three on the voting out Michelle train, and now we just need the democrats.

"semeru"

- Seems like Michelle wasn't able to get the two on board, because they are hardly campaigning against her and we haven't hit tribal council yet. I might have to restructure my plans to fit this changing situation.

"mahakam"

- The six of us have a pretty peaceful tribe, but I'm still paranoid about what Meaghan said on her way out. If Robbie does have an idol, it wouldn't be very good because I don't have in my final five scenario, let alone my final two. That'd be horrible for my game if has one and uses it after our planned Pagonging.

"mahakam"

- I'm still quite worried about what might happen involving the exposure of my idol, hopefully my wishes come true and nobody cares! I'll have to worry though, because this is Survivor, and anything can happen.

"mahakam"

- Robbie seems to be very paranoid, he's constantly calling Meaghan's claims blasphemy and he is really nervous. This pretty much points to the fact that he does have the idol, and she was right all along. It personally doesn't affect me though.

"mahakam"

- So Robbie is a mess right, and he needs to realize that it is a horrible game move to be messy. Nobody ever wins if they're a messy person, so he needs to get it together!

"semeru"

- It feels like we were going to tribal since the first day on this beach because of all of the plotting. It seems like tonight should be an easy vote, and that after this, me and Louisa can navigate our way to the finals.

"semeru"

- I know that Brian wants to completely reform the plan, but I really liked the idea we had before. I just have to convince him to do a 3-2-2, rather than a 5-2, because not splitting could be very dangerous.

"semeru"

- Evangeline doesn't agree with my plan, and I though we were supposed to be tight. The 5-2 helps my game, and she's onto that. She's smarter than I thought, because the 3-2-2 benefits her game. It's now going to be a silent fight to get Michelle on board for either plan.

"semeru"

- If anything goes wrong tonight, I swear I will light the shelter on fire and become a crazy lady because I must be cursed or something. These people better not  with me, or else there will be dire consequences.

"semeru"

- Seems like Evangeline and Brian are fighting over me for their plans. I honestly believe that one plan is much superior for one reason, and that reason is something that should be pretty obvious.

"semeru"

- I have no idea what the  is going on tonight. Better hope my head isn't on the chopping block and that I end up here tomorrow morning. I'm going to praying on my knees before tribal council.

"semeru"

- It's time to see if my masterfully laid out plan will come to fruition, or if Evangeline ended up going through with tainting it. Either way, the outcome is the same, but my trust levels in Michelle and Evangeline will obviously be different.

Challenges
Reward Challenge: Blind Leading the Blind

Reward: A chef will visit the winners' camp and cook for them a meal and dessert

Winner:

Immunity Challenge: Survivor Smorgasbord

Winner:

Voting Confessionals
Michelle's vote was not shown.

"semeru"

- (voting for Kevin) This is best choice for my game, sorry Brian, but I need to do what's best for me, not you.

"semeru"

- (voting for Michelle) You're too big of a threat and we've drifted apart, you're the perfect vote, sorry!

Final Words
"semeru"

- Oh well, I was blindsided. I'm still confused about how the votes went, who voted who? I guess I'll never know! (laughs)